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5 Pixie Cuts I Didn’t Want but Got Anyway

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Butch Friend with Clippers Regretting Spending Money on That College Degree

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wyattyarnell:

I sexually identify as a fucking waste of time

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astraltailwags:

astraltailwags:

Don’t feed ducks bread

It’s bad for them

Bread can cause their crops to become impacted. This is only fixable with surgery which almost all ducks, being on a farm or in the wild, don’t get.

It’s also just junk food, fills them up with no nutritional value. This leads to malnutrition, which can cause a disorder called angel wing

This goose’s flight feathers are destroyed, leaving it open to predators, and preventing them from migrating.

Please don’t feed ducks bread.

Instead feed them something yummy and good for them! Like watermelon, peas, or halved grapes.

It’s fun to feed the ducks that will let you, but please don’t do it at the cost of their health!

Spring is coming, don’t give water fowl bread!

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oscarstardis:

hannibal au where will is a lifeguard searching for whoever keeps performing unsafe cannonballs at the pool and is eventually forced to turn to dr hannonball lecter for help

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